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Woman: I cut myself.

People: OMG don’t do that. I am so worried about you.

Woman: But I like hurting myself. There’s a rush of endorphins… Plus, I think I’m worthless and for some reason it satisfies me to cut myself.

People: But it’s not good to hurt yourself, physically, and also, I’m very worried about your emotional state. Please, please, stop cutting yourself.

Woman: No, I don’t want to stop. I enjoy it.

People: You might enjoy it for whatever reason, but it’s not healthy. Please, let me help you stop. There are treatment programs for that.

Woman: Ok. I’ll stop cutting myself.

People: Great!

Woman: I’ll just let my boyfriend beat, choke, and otherwise violently abuse me instead.

People: OMG no, that’s no better, please, please don’t do that.

Woman: No, but it’ll be while we have sex.

People: Oh. Ok. Carry on then! Far be it from me to kink shame.

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